my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base
(Source: jadeita, via lagertha-lodbrok)
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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